"Don' worry Al, I b' fine!" Genie mumbled as his body accordioned in and out of the hole in the side of the palace wall. "I jus' ga' to res' a bit!"
"Dont worry Genie, We can handle this!"
"HA! How can you stop us when your genie couldent! First the guards go SPLAT! Then your stupid genie goes SPLAT! Then you go SPLAT! Then your weird flying rug-thingie goes SPLAT! Then the bird !(Oh, I hate the bird!)Then the monkey! Then the...uh...the..."
AbisMal stopped his rant and asked his partner in the seat next to him "Hey, Mekanicles! Am I forgeting some one? I mean there's the Genie(How could anyone forget him?) and then Aladdin(You can hear his pouffy hair bouncing a mile away)and that blanket or whatever. Then the bird...and a monkey...uh...and..."
"JASMINE YOU FOOL!!!" the hyperactive greek scientist/inventor/philosopher screamed as he pointed out the viewing port.
"Yeah, that's it! Then that weird horsey-thingie goes..."
CRASH!!!
AbisMal and Mekanicles both tumbled back into the rear controls as Jasmine burst through the glass viewing port! Jasmine got to her feet and grabed the stop lever with her teeth and pulled, causeing the lumbering mechanical-man to halt just moments before it would have plowed through the wall and into the palace!
"NOOOO!!! YOU STUPID, UNTHINKING BEAST!!! DOES YOUR EMPTY, ANIMAL MIND EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!" Mekanicles lept to his feet and tossed a small, golden beetle at the pony-girl. Jasmine saw, and tried to duck, but it sprouted wings and flew about her head. It's high pitched buzzing and flashing wings kept her from noticeing that AbisMal had picked up a heavy wrench and thrown it at the lever! "I said I wanted a SPLAT, and I ment it!"
"Hey, Jas'! Ya' need a hand in here?" Iago squawked as he flew in through the viewport...and into the flying wrench!
"AWK!"
Iago tumbled to the floor with the wrench lodged in his beak. "Quick thinking, Iago!" Aladdin cried as he lept through the same viewport and straight into AbisMal!
SPLAT!!!
"Oh...there's that SPLAT!" AbisMal mumbled as he fell.
Meanwhile, Jasmine had managed to kick the distracting device and turn her attention towards Mekanicles. She found him pointing a strange device at Aladdin and trying to get Abu to let go of his leg.
"CURSE YOU, YOU TICK-INFESTED PRIMATE!!! GET YOUR DISEASED LITTLE PAWS OFF OF ME BEFORE I...!"
WHAM!!!
The diabolic greek flew backwards and landed in a heap with the U shaped imprint's of her shoes on his rearend!
(Later)
"Well it was my quick thinking that saved the day!" Iago squawked from his pearch of Jasmine's rump. "There I was! Alone with the two fiendish villians! My quick wits, my only weapon...AWK!" Jasmine, having heard enough of this, swished her long, beautiful tail and knocked the annoying parrot onto the floor. Abu lept onto her back and laughed, soon to be joined by Jasmine's own distinctive, whinnying laugh. Iago dusted himself off and snorted "Well, now that we've heard from the 'peanut gallery' your highness..."
"Oh,Iago..." the Sultan cried, wipeing tears of laughter from his cheeks "...even your antics cant dampen my joy today! My life, my palace and my people are safe today thanks to the effort and intelligence of one being. And that most excellent creature...uh, I mean 'Lady' is Jasmine!" the fat, little Sultan waddled over to her and took her face in his chubby hands "Oh, my dear. My gratitude for your courage and strength is without bounds. I now realize that I was wrong to forbid Aladdin's marriage to you. I was blinded by your physical appearance and did not see the person within. After everything that Genie and Aladdin have told me of your 'unique' origin, and what I've seen today, I have no doubt of your true worth as a person. So, by the powers invested in me as Sultan of Agrabah, I hearby reverse my foolish decision and shall approve of your union with Aladdin!"
Jasmine's face lit up with delight and she whinned in delight! Aladdin ran to her and kissed her! Then she ran to the Sultan and kissed him as well!
"Oh, if only I could speak!" Jasmine thought "I would shout my joy from the highest towers of Agrabah!"
Genie watched the scene with a mixture of happy pride...and a growing feeling of unease. He'd felt it several times over the last few months but this time the warning lights were flashing even brighter than before! "But...I could have sworn that Aladdin and Jasmine were already married!" he thought
After sitting up a while longer and talking with Aladdin while he combed out her mane and tail, he went back to his lamp and dug out his copy of a tome called 'The Disney Character Guide' and read...
JASMINE : A female horse who was transformed into a beautiful young woman by Mozenrath(see M:Mozenrath pg.202), Jasmine was sent to Agrabah(see subsection:Locations pg.489) to lure Aladdin into a trap. Jasmine falls in love with Aladdin and help's him to escape from Mozenrath's kingdom, only to find that Mozenrath's spell was only temporary and she begins to revert back to a horse. Genie is able to halt, but not reverse, the transformation and Jasmine is traped as a half-human/half-horse. Aladdin still loves her, however, and she joins him on his adventures.(see episode guide:'A horse of a different color' pg.393)
Genie smiled and thought "Nope! I guess I was wrong. It all checks out."
Jasmine and Aladdin were lying in the large bed that the Sultan had provided for them. Aladdin was asleep, tired out from the loving, but Jasmine couldent stop thinking about the wedding. "I'm going to marry him." she thought in wonder. "After all this time, I'm going to marry him." She nuzzled his face and knew that she was the luckiest mare in the world.
"We're finaly getting married! We're finaly getting married!"
Mirage was spitting mad! "Curse you!" she shouted at the blind elemental of fate "I had Jasmine trapped in a life of humiliation and misery! Now, thanks to your meddling no doubt, she and Aladdin are not only happier than ever, they'er getting married again!" Vizer the blind nodded his head "I have told you before, Mirage. The two of them are bound by fate to live happily ever after. It is a bedrock law of the realm of Disney . Not even you can fight the terrible powers of the dreaded 'Magic Kingdom'! Cease this foolish conflict and let them be!" Mirage turned away from him and mutterd "Not very likely, Vizer. Not very likely...!"
Then suddenly Mozenrath teleported into the room!!! "Hello, Jasmine!" he sneered "Getting married, are we? Well I take offense that you, my own creation, wouldent invite me..."
As they slept, Sadira crept into the room "Getting married are we, Jasmine? Well your not grtting him without a fight!"
Something Else
Sun Feb 18 05:13:38 2001