On the screen, a pair of muscular, busty and naked amazons crept cautiously through the jungle, spears ready.
"Have you seen anything yet?" whispered the woman bringing up the rear.
"Not a thing," hissed the first. "Now hush! Those giant killer avocados can creep up on you so quietly you sometimes never even hear them atta--"
"What was that Sendula? Omigawd! It's got her! Don't worry, Sendy, I'll save you!" She jabbed at the giant vegetable again and again until it released her partner.
Sendula proved hurt, but unbowed. "Thanks, Credensa," she breathed. "I owe you one!"
"Thank Gawd your okay," Credensa burbled. "I was afraid I wouldn't be in time!"
"You might not have had it really been hungry. But this avocado was out for ... sex!"
"Omigawd! Omigawd! Are you boinked?"
Sendula laughed. "I'm not boinked, Credensa. You were in time."
"Oh good! I'd hate to think of you having to bear a litter of little avodados! Though they do say they're cute when they're young!"
"Don't let down your guard. Chances are the one you chased off will be back..."
Suddenly, a horded of killer avocados rose out of the brush around the two amazons, completely surrounding them.
"We're doomed!" cried Credensa.
"Worse than doomed," groaned Sendula. "Look at them -- they've all got huge, erect procreation extremities! They're not out for blood, they're --"
"No! No! I'm too young to get boinked!"
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