Cheat Sheet 4 - Sharon's family tree.

Unending BE - episode 122985

(Most of the following was established in the preceding saga and/or elsewhere, but some (dates, middle names and such) is new. Last names, as previously indicated, were chosen more or less arbitarily from pre-existing alternatives (usually the earliest established). Your mileage may differ. Thanks to Adama for indexing and keeping track of most of these individuals, and Dabbler for his additions and for filling in most of the missing names. The tree extends only to Sharon's immediate family (hey, even I get tired of this stuff!))

Laurence Herman McCormack (Larry), born (current age).
     Married Suzanne Katherine Smithe, born (current age).
     Children:
          1. Joanne Estella McCormack (Joan), born (current age 26).
          2. Marianne Patricia McCormack (Mary) (twin), born (current age 20).
          3. Elisabeth Laura McCormack (Elisa) (twin), born (current age 20).
          4. Jedediah Kenneth McCormack (Jed) (twin), born (current age 19).
          5. Kerry Jean McCormack (twin), born (current age 19).
          6. Angelina Candice McCormack (Angela) (twin), born (current age 18).
          7. Cinderella Agnes McCormack (Cindy) (twin), born (current age 18).
          8. Sharon Anderson McCormack (twin), born 1983 (current age 18).
          9. Shannon Dale McCormack (Shayna) (twin), born 1983 (current age 18).
          10. Deborah Lawyer McCormack (Debbie) (triplet), born (current age 16).
          11. Margaret Cole McCormack (Meg) (triplet), born (current age 16).
          12. Edith Jane McCormack (triplet), born (current age 16).
          13. Allison Danielle McCormack (triplet), born (current age 15).
          14. Francine Hepzibah McCormack (triplet), born (current age 15).
          15. Michelle Olivia McCormack (Misty) (triplet), born (current age 15).
          16. Cheryl Ladd McCormack (triplet), born (current age 14).
          17. Jennifer Isabelle McCormack (Jenny) (triplet), born (current age 14).
          18. Lisa Karen McCormack (triplet), born (current age 14).
          19. Timothy Anthony McCormack (Timmy) (twin), born (current age 13).
          20. Tamara Anne McCormack (Tammy) (twin), born (current age 13).
          21. Suzanne Alexandra McCormack (Suzy), born (current age 12).
          22. Courtney Martha McCormack (quadruplet), born (current age 11).
          23. Kathy Judith McCormack (quadruplet), born (current age 11).
          24. Emily Lizette McCormack (quadruplet), born (current age 11).
          25. Scott Cloud McCormack (quadruplet), born (current age 11).
          26. Joshua Reynolds McCormack, born (current age 7).
          27. Alice Carroll McCormack, born (current age 5).

1. Jim rediscovers just how many postpubescent girls there are in Sharon's family, and (with the aid of the remote) decides to have sex with all of them...
2. Ditto, only Jim get's really twisted, and goes with the pre-pubescent girls...
3. He's worse than we thought! He's after Sharon's mother!
4. *The heck with her family. It's Sharon he really loves...
5. That boy needs to get out. Maybe to the mall?
6. *Oh, who cares about Sharon's family? Let's start from scratch with something completely original!

Tue Jan 23 09:46:05 2001