Cheat Sheet 1 - Jim's paternal family tree.

Unending BE - episode 122982

Jim's family trees.

(Most of the following was established in the preceding saga and/or elsewhere, but some (dates, middle names and such) is new. Last names, as previously indicated, were chosen more or less arbitarily from pre-existing alternatives (usually the earliest established). Your mileage may differ. Thanks to Adama for indexing and keeping track of most of these individuals, and Dabbler for his additions and for filling in most of the missing names).

Part 1. The Russells (Jim's paternal line).

Family 1 (Jim's grandparents).

Nicholas Everett Russell (Grandpa Nick), born 1920 (current age 80).
     Married Tessa Reeves Palmer (Grandma Tessa), born 1923 (current age 77).
     Children:
          1. Sidney James Russell, born 1942 (current age 58). Jim's uncle.
          2. Ulysses Robert Russell, born 1944 (current age 56). Jim's father.
          3. Tessa Nicole Russell, born 1946 (current age 54). Jim's aunt.

Family 2 (Jim's Uncle Sidney).

Sidney James Russell, born 1942 (current age 58)
     Single, but in light of his character, probably has produced a lot of bastards.

Family 3 (Jim's father).

Ulysses Robert Russell, born 1944 (current age 56)
     Married (1975) Jennifer Julia Williams, born 1953 (current age 47).
     Children:
          1. Florence Nightingale Russell, born 1976 (current age 24). See Family 5.
          2. Benjamin Franklin Russell (Ben) (twin), born 1978 (current age 22).
          3. Robert Bruce Russell (Bob) (twin), born 1978 (current age 22).
          4. Jennifer Rosemary Russell (twin), born 1979 (current age 21).
          5. Rachel Tessa Russell (twin), born 1979 (current age 21).
          6. Scott Walter Russell (twin), born 1980 (current age 20).
          7. Pamela Richardson Russell (Pam) (twin), born 1980 (current age 20).
          8. Anne Gertrude Russell (twin), born 1981 (current age 19).
          9. Trudy Letitia Russell (twin), born 1981 (current age 19).
          10. Jacqueline Raquel Russell (Jackie) (twin), born 1982 (current age 18).
          11. Jeannine Melissa Russell (Jeanie) (twin), born 1982 (current age 18).
          12. James Robert Russell (Jim) (twin), born 1983 (current age 17). See Family 6.
          13. Jeanette Robyn Russell (twin), born 1983 (current age 17).
          14. Jessica Rebecca Russell (twin), born 1984 (current age 16).
          15. Rita Joan Russell (twin), born 1984 (current age 16).
          16. Sarah Theresa Russell (twin), born 1985 (current age 15).
          17. Samantha Theodora Russell (twin), born 1985 (current age 15).
               Disappeared three years ago, in 1997, at age 12.
          18. Katherine Anabelle Russell (Cathy), born 1986 (current age 14).
          19. Amanda Kandace Russell (Mandy) (twin), born 1987 (current age 13).
          20. Judith Constantina Russell (Judy) (twin), born 1987 (current age 13).
          21. Timothy Leary Russell (Timmy) (twin), born 1988 (current age 12).
          22. Elizabeth Regina Russell (Eliza) (twin), born 1988 (current age 12).
          23. Cynthia Corrine Russell (Cindy), born 1989 (current age 11).
          24. Jenna Maurine Russell (twin), born 1990 (current age 10). Not the same as Jenna, age 5.
          25. Karen Nancy Russell (twin), born 1990 (current age 10).
          26. Brenda Doris Russell (twin), born 1991 (current age 9).
          27. Tyler Tabitha Russell (twin), born 1991 (current age 9).
          28. Oscar Meyer Russell, born 1992 (current age 8).
          29. Mary Magdaline Russell, born 1993 (current age 7).
          30. Edith Baker Russell (Edie) (triplet), born 1994 (current age 6).
          31. Christina Grace Russell (Crissy) (triplet), born 1994 (current age 6).
          32. Caroline Vanessa Russell (Carol) (triplet), born 1994 (current age 6).
          33. Jennah Yolanda Russell (Jen), born 1995 (current age 5). Not the same as Jennah, age 10.
          --. Three miscarriages between Jennah and Marissa.
          34. Marissa Lena Russell, newborn born January 22, 2001 (current age 0).

Family 4 (Jim's Aunt Tess).

Tessa Nicole Russell, born 1946 (current age 54)
     Married Colin Harper Forrest, born 1945 (current age 55).
     Children:
          1. Samantha Loretta Forrest, born 1983 (current age 17). Jim's cousin.
          Presumably others.

Family 5 (Jim's sister Florence).

Florence, born 1976 (current age 24). Away in college at present.
     Married Gerald Ford Harrigan, born 1975 (current age 25).
     Children:
          1. Nicole Jennifer Harrigan, born 1996 (current age 4).

Family 6 (Jim).

James Russell (Jim), born 1983 (current age 17).
     Single in this reality. In others he:
     Married Katherine Amanda Harrison (Katie) at age 18, who died shortly they had:
          1. Amanda, born when Jim was 21.
     Committed incest with his sister Edith.
     Children:
          2. Elias (in one reality).
          3. Elizabeth (Beth) (in another reality).
               Beth had (with Rick), a daughter:
                    1. Lilith. (Jim's granddaughter)
          4. Beatrice (after Beth, in Beth's reality).
     Had, with with his mother and aunt Susan, a daughter:
          5. Marissa (the original and double of his sister Marissa in Family 3)
     Had via some other marriages or liasons the following children:
          6. Amanda, age 13 (in another reality).
          7. Abigail (Abby), age 11 (in one reality).

  1. Continue this storyline about Jim's huge family, but with more BE...
  2. Go with one or two of the individuals deliniated above.
  3. *Get Jim laid again to take his mind off his troubles.
  4. *Let's follow up on poor, deluded Uncle Sid.
  5. Enough of Jim's family. That boy needs to get out! How about he goes and hangs with Sharon and Rick for awhile?
  6. Do whatever the heck you feel like. It's your ball to play, after all.
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Deja Voodoo

Tue Jan 23 09:28:55 2001