Richard, Lindsay, and Brenda: 2's Company, 3's Really Interesting

Unending BE - episode 114742

Richard could not believe the day he was having. Both his girlfriend and his stepsister had changed species, and he was totally left out of the transformative fun. "Enough is enough," he said as he leapt out of bed leaving the horse and the dragon to their own devices.

"Where ya goin'?" Lindsay asked as Richard connected the computer to the Internet.

"I'm going to have some fun," he said.

Searching the Net, Richard found a program that claimed to change the species of the user. Now he could be a furry, scally, or whatever he wanted.

Thank you for installing PrestoChango 1.1b the program's installer displayed on screen, This version of PrestoChango 1.1b is a crippled demo. Not all functions are available.

"Sounds fair enough. Let's just see what it does!" Richard said as he read the program's README file.

According to the program notes, the program allowed the user to use the CD-ROM laser to copy another person's animal traits and paste them to themselves. Quite simply, lock on to someone in the room and open the CD-ROM drive door. The target's species (such as Lindsay's horse qualities) will be transfered to the user. However, since this is a crippled demo, whoever the traits are copied from returns to their original form until the traits are transfered back.

"Aw man," Richard groaned, "Whoever I take the form of returns to human form until I give their furry traits back. Too bad the registered version costs $10,000."

Deciding to take the demo for a spin, Richard configures the program and opens the CD-ROM drive. The laser shoots out of the drive and...

  1. *...steals Linday's horse traits.
  2. ... steals Brenda's dragon traits.
  3. ... misfires out the window, locking on to...
  4. *... fizzles out and reminds him to register his shareware.
  5. ... shoots both Lindsay and Brenda at once, resulting in...
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The High Commander

Sun Nov 26 16:10:22 2000