Francis was still asleep in his drug haze and alcohol dreams, but his body was alive on his belly humping his bed to death of him dreaming him humping his friend Jake’s anuses.
Pam was too afraid to come near him, thinking he was possessed of the devil. Seeing her brothers face was so distorted from his foaming mouth as his tongue was everywhere, speaking in nonsense from to many downies, uppers, opium-hashish hash brownies downed with boiler makers [beer and a shot of whiskey} all night for his surprise 18th birthday party, thrown by his buddies.
"Wakes up Francis are I'm going to tell Mommy . . . No make that Daddy and he going to kick your butt in" Pam cries out in a panic of seeing him acted this way, to finally see him stop and opened his blood shoot eyes up to moan out "Whattttt . . . ?"
"Oh you are a real piece of work and get up breakfast ready and Jake downstairs waiting for you" Pam said madly, but was relived that he was airtight "And he looks worst then you do?"
Francis manages to get and take a quick shower with a sledge hammer headache pounding "I going to die to horrifying death to today! So help I going to die!"
Francis collapsed into the kitchen table next to Jake to whisper without his mom hearing "How in hell did I get home last night from the party?"
Jake leaned over with the same headache to moan out "Josh drove!"
"Josh . . . He is legally BLIND! Who help him out, you?" Francis said sipping on his OJ with a handful of aspirins.
"Man’s I was too wasted like everybody else, so Stevie volunteer" Josh said to grab the bottle of aspirins and downing the whole bottle.
"Stevie is legally blind TOO! How the heck did they commutated with each other, I would love to have seen that?" Francis said seeing Pam sitting at the table "Francis was attaching his bed, and he Possessed by the devil him self!"
"Why you attaching you bed for?" Jake said so confused, trying to focus his burnout brain cells on the subject.
"I was humping you to death in my dreams" Francis whispered to him, without Pam overhearing him.
"Yeah, how was it?" Jake said to look at him, yet not visualize it at all.
"Ohhh . . . OK I guess? Oh yeah you moan like a little girl!"
"Well as long it was just in your dreams anyway, no harm done, I guess?" Jake said thinking about it "But do you remember anything at the party and afterwards?"
"NOOOOO . . . YOU" Francis moans out, not liking where this was going.
"Me neither, just Josh driving! Was it a dream or was it real?" Jake said to get a really sick feeling in his stomach as the two friends slowly move away from each other to make themselves feel macho "Hey what about those Colts and Saints! Think there going undefeated for the rest of the season?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah all the way" Francis cries out in a manly voice, of afraid what he was doing last night.
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