The tall lanky man stumbling out of the squeaking bed to wake up his roommate and best friend Richard Lake "Hey Jimbo, stops making so much noise, I need my beauty sleep!"
"Shut up and get up, we have to look for job?" Jim cries out by stretching his aching bones after another night of partying and living off his girlfriend.
"what for, I have a job already on Broadway" Rick moans out to echo the tiny apartment, which when you open the front door it hits the back window "I'm the well-known Rick La'Wellhung!"
"Bullshit, you sweep the gutters on Broadway" Jim said trying to find his pants so he can go over to his mom house for a shower and some breakfast.
"Hey I was on Broadway" Rick cries out, while crawling out from his side of the broken bed, which was the only piece of furniture that could fit it the apartment, it’s a twin size bed.
"Bullshit again, you having been in off-Broadway either . . . matters of fact, the only show you been it was so far off-off-off Broadway, it was in the boondocks in New Jersey! And you didn't even have the lead and the roof leaked so much that the audience of ten all held open umbrellas!"
"Well they had to. It was a remake of the RAINMAKER! And where are my shoes?" Rick cries out squeezing by Jim "what happens Sharon gave you the last rites again? No JOB, no TIT’S?"
"Yeah, if I ever want to fondle them babies ever again, I have to bring home a paycheck to repay her from welching off since graduation from collage!"
"What happens, she forgot about the times during college and back in high school" Rick said finally dress to follow Jim out of the door "Sharon must be getting soft?"
"Hey, wait a minute! Talk about me being a cheapskate, when you going to pay back Robin?"
"AHHH . . . the very day, after you do!"
"Ohhhh . . . no tittes for either of us then!"
"Yap, guess so?" Rick said with a sad sigh
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