Billy saw this, got off his bitch, and got into a fake Jackie Chan stance. "Your evil deeds shall be destroyed," said Billy. Karate Condom, an large oval condom with a karate gi and humanoid limbs, turned to face him after he taught an innocent boy not to have sex (K1ds don't know what sex is yet. The ol' ask mommy procedure commences)
"This is not your place," said Karate Condom,"Leave at once!" Billy spun and did a roundhouse kick to Karate Condom's side. Karate Condom caught the leg with his arm and then it did a downwards axe kick on Billy's leg. Billy grunted and did a spin kick with his free leg. Karate Condom blocked it with Billy's captured leg, caught both ankles, and spun like a dying bird away onto the sandbox.
As Billy got up, Karate Condom made a beeline towards him and shot its palms down onto him. Billy caught both between his knees and grabbed the condom by its ring. Billy then kick-tossed Karate Condom backwards onto the playground. Billy grabbed the sliding pole and kicked the wall until he reached the top.
Karate Condom was spread wide-eagle by the slide by two k1ds. Billy approached them but Karate Condom woke up and did a spinning breakdance move, kicking the k1ds similtaniously towards him. Billy caught the first kid, whom said "Thanks, mister" and ran off to that car wheel thing. He then caught the other and let him slide down the pole safely.
As he turned back to Karate Condom, the sex item slid towards him undetected and kicked Billy in the stomache onto the play bridge. Billy flipped back up and blocked Karate Condom's kidney punch. Karate Condom followed with an uppercut with the other arm, which Billy did a SWAT turn under the blocked arm and behind the condom. As Karate Condom turned around, Billy did a roundhouse kick, this time succesful. Billy then did multiple successful spinkicks, holding the chain bridge rail for balance. Karate Condom got hit many times and finally took a heel-push kick to its body. The plastic stuff in the condom burst like a balloon and he flew off the bridge by the sheer force. It hit the springy animal ride and bounced off onto the grass.
Go back - Go to the parent episode.
Wed Mar 21 22:53:21 2007