Unending BE - episode 110000
He stopped time while he decided what to do next, and took a good look at
the remote for the first time. Let's see, he thought. We've
got the ST button that stops time, the MC button for mind
control, a HO button for horniness, and then all these buttons I
haven't tried yet. I wonder what BE and INT do? And
what about RV, SU, the white button and the black button?
Shame there isn't a help feature on this thing. Well, why don't I just
point and click, and see what happens? He pointed the remote at one
of the studs and clicked the
- BE button. The guy starts growing breasts...
- INT button. The guy goes to the guy next time him, pushes him to his knees, and starts fucking him in the ass. That one must be intercourse, their tormentor thought. I'd have thought it would be "interrupt." But then, just about everything on this remote seems to have to do with sex...
- RV button. Everything that had happened in the room since he had entered happened again, in reverse, until everyone had returned to the state they had been in when he first entered. At that point, time froze for them again. Handy, he thought.
- SU button. Suddenly everyone started moving as if in overdrive, or a sped-up movie. He quickly froze time again, and nodded. Obviously, that one means speed up, he thought.
- *the white button. Suddenly, a flat computer monitor display appeared in mid-air. At the top of the screen were the words "MORE OPTIONS," followed by a menu of numbered items from 1-10. He was astonished by the choices presented...
- *the black button. Suddenly, a flat computer monitor display appeared in mid-air, flashing the words "UNIVERSAL UNDO. USE ONLY IN EVENT OF EMERGENCY OR EXTREME PERIL TO SELF OR THIS UNIT. PROCEED (Y/N)?"
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Deja VooDoo (happy 110,000!)
Tue Jan 9 08:49:48 2001