Imagine if Isaac Newton had studied under this sort of fruit tree

Unending BE - episode 109060

Sharon is feeling adventurous despite Jim's significant consequences, so stepping under the shade of the huge tree, she begins to pick through the low-hanging and varied fruits. Jim, meanwhile, is still a bit dazed, and remains in the clearing trying to decide what to do with *himself* as he watches her choose.

Sharon handles one of the blue breast-shaped fruits, deciding if she should pick it. It seems a little large, a little bigger than a grapefruit. "Perhaps too much to eat", she thinks. Besides its size, it reminds her of nothing other than an extremely large blueberry. In fact, she's not even really sure why she considers it 'breast-shaped'. It's perfectly round, a deep shade of blue, with a large dark nub on the opposite end as the stem. "But something more about it just says 'breast!'" The fruit weighs down the branch, and feels dense in her hand. It feels firm and she senses its insides are crisp and juicy...

"I like this one" she decides. (Jim at this point has become a little bored and begun poking his enlarged organ. Not advisable.)

Sharon, as though she were just going to eat an apple, sits down in the soft grass with her back against the tree, wipes the blue fruit on her black teddy, and bites into it.

Despite its firmness and apple like skin, the fruit is not very apple-like. Its insides are, in fact, almost exactly like a honeydew melon. Sharon continues to eat, as the fruit begins to sate her sudden hunger. "I didn't realize I was this hungry!", she thinks.

And the more she ate the more she thought that the fruit was really, very, quite good!

So good, in fact, that she thought the pleasant tingling she was beginning to feel was part of the taste of the fruit.

  1. *The effect of eating the fruit is what you would expect
  2. *The effect of eating the fruit is not what you would expect
  3. The effect of eating the fruit is not what you, in your wildist imaginings, would even consider
  4. The effect of eating the fruit is what the Men In Grey would expect, and they will stop at nothing to keep you from clicking on this link and finding out what that is
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Very Good Karma

Fri Mar 7 13:37:30 2003

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