Unending BE - episode 105346
"Hmmmm" Jim considered the physics of the thing. He met Principal Geiser's
gaze and gave an imperious reply. "Nope, can't be done. 'Course you could
use the gun on yerself, but it'll only work one way, and I don't think the
male population could handle it if you got any... uh... better." Jim looked
at his and Rick's fathers, trying not to undress the Principal (any more than
she already was) with their eyes. Principal Geiser looked pained. "How can I
possibly explain this to anyone? How can I convince anyone I'm me?" Rick
smiled maliciously. "You could show 'em those pictures of yourself from
the first time you looked like that -- they'd recognize you in an instant."
Geiser blanched and looked daggers at Rick. 'How had these two low-lifes
found out about those pictures?' Geiser gathered herself together, made a few
futile tugging adjustments to her clothes, primped her boobs a little to
enhance her already cavernous cleavage and strode toward her office door.
"I'll just have to call an assembly and explain to the students what's happened,
that's all." She swept open the door to her outer office and addressed
her secretary. "June, call an emergency assembly in the auditorium; I'm going
to address the student body."
- June looked disgusted; "Who the hell are you to be ordering me around?"
- *June choked back a cry of amazement, but clearly recognized her boss. "L..Like that?"
- Rick and Jim took the opportunity to grab the BE gun. Back in business... and they wouldn't be fooled again.
- *The district Superintendant walked in for his afternoon meeting with Geiser.
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Thu Oct 12 22:21:03 2000