"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, would you like to hear our specials?"
"What I would like to hear," started Jim, suddenly remembering his problem with all pizza delivery services, "is why my pizza has never been delivered by a woman."
"Well sir," said the girl on the line, "As luck would have it, only women are working here today. So if you order delivery, a woman will definitely be there with your pizza."
Jim ordered his pizza, grabbed the Bust Magic package and opened it. Instead of pills, it looked like a price scanner. It was fairly obvious how it worked.
Some number of minutes later, the doorbell rang.
Tue Jan 12 12:15:25 2010