"They don't work backstage",said a 6'1" blonde knockout who had entered right behind Randy.She was Samantha,the magic-shop owner who had sold Jim a ring,and in other episodes a remote control.Randy sighed,then contented himself with watching Samantha peel off her sweater and bra.
"They don't work backstage!",Randy cried out to the next person to enter the dressing room,a young man in a homemade costume that said "Mr. X" and who carried a remote control of his own."So you can't make me forget them while I'm here..."
"Hey,nothing personal.I was just being set up in my own plot.One writer there did fix you up with that redhead you were hitting on when I took the remote..."
"What's going on,Randy?" A very tall and beautiful college girl was the next entrant,looking at Randy and how he was looking at Samantha.
"Oh,hi Adrienne.Good to see you." Randy sidled over to her and gave her a hug,hoping she'd see all the other topless beauties and peel off her shirt."We haven't done any episodes together in a while."
"Well,the idea was for us to meet on an episode where you hadn't done any of those sadistic humiliation things and we could get a sympathetic romance going",Adrienne said."But writers don't seem to have picked up on that,and they even sent me away to pick on Regis Philbin."
Randy and Adrienne and Jason and Samantha found seats,not far from Jim and Sharon and Robin and Rick and Sophia and the others.
Wed Sep 6 19:37:54 2000