Just some more strange Junk Mail...

Unending BE - episode 97552

Richard opens up the letter and reads :

Dear Sirs or Madum,

Please to be trying out our New and Implemented product, which we think that you be achiving great satisfaction from. Thens just fill out nicely included surveyforms, and transform the product as our free gifting.

Sinisterly, President I. Gotchaman

The return address written at the bottom has been smeared by something and is unreadable. Richard carefully considers this odd message, and the cheap plastic confetti spilling out of the open envelope. He decides to :

1. *shrug, and open up the box to see what is inside.
2. *sneeze, and drop the box onto his foot.
3. *laugh quietly, and then throw away box as an obviously deluded scam of some sort.
4. *place it next to the rest of the junk mail and deal with it later.
5. *Something elsewise...

Wed Aug 23 15:29:09 2000