His beautiful nieghbor, the raven-haired Felecia, answered the door wearing only a bath towel, with an irritated look on her face.
Jim stood stunned until Felecia spoke.
"Can I help you, sir?"
Jim jumped to attention and said in a professional sounding voice, "Um, Yes. Yes you can, Ma'am. I am employed by King Dong Sex Toy Company and I am here regarding a product recall on one of our products. Our records indicate that you purchased said recalled product and I am here to make sure that our customers are safe. Would it be possible for me to see your vibrator?"
Felecia blushed at the inspector's questions. "Which, um, vibrator is the product in question?"
"We're looking for model ELC-957-HMN, ma'am."
"I'm not sure which one that would be, sir." She thought about the problem and then got an idea. "Why don't I let you show me which one you are looking for." She led Jim into the house and back into her bedroom. As Felecia bent over by her dresser, Jim got a quick peek at her neatly trimmed pussy under her towel. As she came back up she was holding a large cardboard box filled with a pile of sex toys. Double-headed dildos, vibrators of every size, and all sorts of fur-lined handcuffs and nipple clamps.
Jim looked over the box and grabbed a large silver vibrator from the top of the pile. "Here's the one we're looking for," Jim said as he began to examine the insides of the sex toy.
Felecia watched with facination and asked, "What exactly is wrong with it?"
Jim showed her a random piece of the vibrator and said, "The turbo-vibe is dis-synchronized with the retro-torque, resulting in a less than optimal amount of sexual pleasure."
"I've never had any problems with it before, sir."
"Jim smiled as he said, "If you'll allow me to take this back to our offices, our technicians can fix it so that it will give you at least twice the sexual satisfaction, ma'am."
Felecia felt her pussy get a little damp at the thought of twice the sexual pleasure. "Alright," she said, "How long will it take to fix it?"
As she led Jim towards the door, he said, "That's hard to say. It all depends on how back up we are wit hother repairs. This was a very popular item. We'll call you when it's repaired. Goodbye, ma'am."
As Jim entered his home, he examined the large silver sex toy and smiled when he found a single pubic hair stuck to the base of it. After rigging the gene splicer up, he decided to use the hair as the test run and placed it in the machine. The splicer glowed with a bright green glow and suddenly some one was standing in the room with Jim.
It was....
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