Sharon the wood slug, created by the leprechauny elf
Unending BE - episode 70023
...follow the elf into the woods. It was the only way to keep Sharon from fattening herself to death. Twigs and thorns made it difficult to follow, and after a few metres, Jim had to give up. There was no way for someone as big as him in this jungle of twigs and thorny bushes.
"Hey!" he shouted desperately. "Come back you fucking elf! It was me who caught you, so I get the wish, not my girlfriend!"
No answer. Jim's thoughts were racing. "Come back or I'll... I'll go to the Leprechauns and complain about you!"
That got him a shriek from slightly above. The elf sat on a knob, crosslegged and clearly indignant. "You wouldn't!"
"Yes I would! You can't grand other people my wishes!"
"So what if I made a mistake, you big ugly human? Give me a little credit. I'm all new to wishing business."
"She'll die if you don't reverse it!"
The elf sighed. "That can't be done, sorry. Done is done. Leprechaun rule." He waved a small book, then stopped and furrowed his brow. "Hm. There's something I can do, though."
He hopped from his seat on Jim's shoulder. "Take me back to the clearing."
Jim did so, and when he entered it again, he stood still, agape in shock.
"Oh my god, Sharon!"
Sharon was no longer of a shape recognisable as human. She had gained to much weight that her arms and feet were no longer sticking out of the mass of her body, that was sunken into the ground of the clearing from all the weight. She resembled a giant, fleshly slug, with a tiny human face between all the wobbles of fat, her mouth doing nothing but moaning and eating the neverending food.
She clearly did not realize that Jim was there, or anything else besides feeding.
"Uh!" The elf said, then blew some glimmering dust on Sharon.
"She did not change at all!"
"Just wait."
Sharons skin began to change. Within a few minutes she was coated with a greyish slime she seemed to produce now.
"What did you do?!" Jim cried out.
"Did you not listen to me, dumb apeling? I told you I could not reverse the spell - but I changed it a little, put her on diet. She won't get any fatter than this, because the food comes much slower now, and much of the sugar and fat will be leaving through her skin. She'll be here on the clearing, unable to move, as the giant wood slug she is."
Jim couldn't hold onto himself, he came closer and touched Sharons slimy skin. The slime smelled good somehow, and he tasted it. Sweet as nectar and as fat as whipped cream.
From the corner of his eye he saw some creatures come out of the woods. Deer, bears, a minotaur. They came closer and also started to lick on Sharon the slug. While watching, Jim had continued to eat from the yummy slime. Now he....
- ...decided to bribe the elf to bring him to his superiors in the elf city. Perhaps he could achive something to help Sharon there.
- ...felt satiated, as always when he ate from the slug. His mind felt funny, and he looked down on himself. What clothes were these? Did one need clothes in the woods?
- ...felt the elfs caress on his ear. "Now that this is taken care of, let me show you the wonders of these bewitched woods."
- *...realized it got him horny as hell - and that he begun a transformation triggered by the slime.
- ...was up for something else.
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