Sic Semper Tubbos

Unending BE - episode 68528

Realizing that he was as big as -- if not bigger than -- Jennifer Lopez, Jim decided to rebel. He pushed aside the force feeding equipment, got onto his chubby little legs, wobbled his girth menacingly, and screamed at Jennifer, "You wanna grapple?" "Suits me fine," Jennifer replied as she belly bucked Jim back onto his very ample tush. Rocking on his keister, Jim scrambled (?) back onto his feet and charged Jennifer. The two met belly to belly, creating a thunderous sound that was heard in the next county. The two continued to belly butt each other for hours while trying to grab each others' arms to wrestle the other to the ground. They attracted a big crowd. ESPN2 carried the event live. Two pro sumo wrestlers secured the front seats. One put a distasteful look on his face and mumbled, "Now THAT is really gross." The other cried, "I feel so insignificant." After fighting for five hours...

  1. Jim and Jennifer's belly bucking caused an earthquake fault to crack...
  2. Jim scored a TKO
  3. the two combatants got hungry and took a gorging break
  4. *Jennifer jumped on Jim, and he found himself in China
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ghastley

Fri Mar 3 22:35:41 2000