You wait, and wait, and wait. Eventually, your chance comes and you are ready to seize it. As she perches on the edge of her bed, radiant in her nightdress, you steel yourself. You grab hold of the biggest floorboard splinter you can carry and charge toward the exposed soles of her bare feet. You grit your teeth, lower your shoulders and run full speed ahead, determined to sink the sharp point of your weapon into Melanie's foot. You reach your target and thrust forward as hard as you can...
You bounce off and land on your backside and sit there dazed for a few moments. Dammit. She didn't feel a thing. Maybe this isn't going to be as easy as you thought.
Thu Feb 24 13:42:12 2000