In the Boom-Boom Womb

Unending BE - episode 66450

Jenny returned from the post office, having mailed all the baby shower invites for when Jim (renamed Jamie) would be reborn as a baby girl. Patting her beginning-to-show tummy under her tube-top, Jenny begins to hear muffled singing. "I'm back in Suffragette City; I'm back in Suffragette City," is the refrain Jenny hears. Then she feels the first of many hard kicks in time with the music. "Stop that, Jamie," Jenny said with as much authority as she can muster. But the kicking gets worse, especially on the lyric, "Wham Bam thank you, ma'am!" "What do you think you're doing in my womb?" Jenny asked her little guest. "It's so dark and lonely in here, I had to make my own entertainment," replied the tiny voice of fetus Jim/Jamie. "Well, knock it off. Stop singing David Bowie songs," Jenny growled. "Not even 'Space Oddity'?" Jim pleaded. "NO!" Jenny replied. So Jim decided to try a little Ted Nugent. "I don't wanna work, just want to bang on my drums all day. I don't wanna play, just want to bang on my drums all day," fetus Jim sang, as his shrunken feet kept time with the song's fast tempo. The internal pounding Jenny was taking soon had her in the bathroom worshipping before the porcelain idol. As her last three meals reappeared, Jim kept on singing, "I arrive home tired from work, thinking to myself, the boss is a jerk. So I go back out to my shed, and bang drums like it was was my boss's head..." "Enough!" Jenny said. Obviously, Jim was not going to rest quietly. Jenny decided to get him a surrogate mother until delivery time. Using her witchy powers, she switched the fetus Jim/Jamie to...

  1. perennial fallgal Sharon
  2. *perennial fallguy Rick
  3. Jim's own Mother Cynthia
  4. a glass egg in a secret laboratory
  5. No transfer, Jenny keeps her egg, and the sperm half of the fetus goes to a sperm bank.
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quiggman (who sings those songs at weding receptions)

Sun Feb 20 17:08:42 2000