"Poof!" "What the hell happened?" cried Jim, "I'm totally blind."
"So am I, you idiot!" responded the leprachaun. "The light is passing right through your ivisible pupils and retinas. What did you expect?"
"Well, make it to where we can see, but no one can see or hear us but us two." Immediately Jim's vision returned. He and the leprachaun walked into the green room. Sarah Michelle Geller was there alone. The other guest was Jim Fowler with his wild animals, and he was somewhere backstage tending to them. "Hmmm," said Jim, "let's make some changes to her and make it where she doesn't notice until after she takes a seat by Jay."
"Whatever you wish," replied the leprachaun.
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