The Duchess and Her Ugle Sandra

Unending BE - episode 60815

Following instructions on the business card (part of which was written in riddles and translated into Latvian), Sandra arrived at Duchess Children's Clothing Ltd. And just in time. Her red rubber bra and panties had begun to look like strained rubber bands. Inside was a woman with an oversize head. She held on her lap an infant with a head way out of proportion to its body, crying its eyes out. "You need some clothing fast," the Duchess said, throwing Sandra a white lacey item. Sandra put it on just as the remnants of her bra and panty snapped off. Sandra looked down at the garment. It looked like a christening gown that a baby would wear. She then looked back at the Duchess, who now towered over her. Sandra discovered that the gown had reduced her body to infant size, although her head remained adult size. She found it hard to keep her balance. Smedley so wanted a playmate, the Duchess said of her own baby. The Duchess's cook then stormed into the room, smashing pots and bowls to the floor. "Dinner is served," she declared. Sandra was seated in front of a bowl of...

  1. breast-enlarging broccoli
  2. *poemegranites (causes you to talk in rhyme)
  3. kartoon kohlrabi (turn into a 'toon)
  4. zipper-zapping zucchini (huge appetite for sex)
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seizeher

Tue Jan 25 15:14:46 2000