"The flowers of Pornoland are being mistreated! The Queen rips up flower beds, chops down trees, and salts the earth for her own amusement! I, the lead daisy, have tried to reason with her, but she ignores me. What we need is a speaker for the flowers. And you will be perfect!"
Sanrda, hating to see anyone in peril (even if it was only flowers), asked the leader, "I'd like to help, but I don't want to actually be a plant..."
"Oh, you wouldn't be a plant. Like I said, you'd be the plant girl."
"So you just need a speaker for you?"
"Exactly."
Sandra thought it over for a moment, and then said "OK, I'll help you.
"Wonderful," said the lead daisy, "Let's begin by..."
Sun Jan 23 07:40:08 2000