Trying to hide, she snuck to the back, where there was an empty desk, and sat down. Unfortunately, this meant sitting down next to Georgina, Jim's daughter, the girl that felt that Sharon (as a teacher) had it in for her, at least according to Jim.
"Whoa, who are you?" Georgina asked.
"I'm, uh, a new student."
"Wait a minute. It can't be. Miss McCormack? What happened to you?"
"Your dad did this to me. He thought you were mad at me, so he did this for revenge."
"Cool," Georgina said. "Now I can pick on you, and you can't do anything to stop me."
Sharon said nothing as she fingered the bottle of SuperGro breast enhancer, but figured that she'd at least wait until Georgina gave her a reason to use it.
Meanwhile, in the principal's office, the principal's secretary Miss Donahue, was quite flustered. One of the teachers, Miss McCormack, had not shown up this morning and there was no answer at her home. Thus, Miss Donahue had bee frantically calling for substitute teachers to take her place, but none of the usual prospects were available. She had even tried calling a temp service, but they were noncommittal, saying that they might be able to send someone by, but they weren't sure. Argh. But she was determined not to fail because Principal Dixon hated failure.
And then, a stranger appeared. This was Sean, an author who had become a character, and was now cursed to travel from one 1000-episode to another. He had just arrived from episode 158000 and was currently dressed nicely, wearing a three piece suit and holding a backpack.
Miss Donahue looked up and said, "Oh, hello, you must be the new subsitute teacher, right?"
"Um, sure," Sean said, figuring what the heck, he might as well try to fit in here.
Miss Donahue quickly explained what his duties were and where his classroom was, and sent him off to go teach. After her explanations were done, Sean walked into a room full of 11-year olds, including Sharon and Georgina sitting at the back of the room.
Sean introduced himself to the class, setting his backpack down on his desk and taking off his suit jacket, before beginning the lecture. Sean started off discussing mathematics, since math at this level was one of the simplest topics that he'd be expected to teach today.
Georgina, however, was quite bored. She was far more interested in thinking up clever ways to get revenge on Sharon. And then she noticed Sharon was holding some strange bottle.
"What's that?" Georgina asked.
"Shhh," Sharon said, trying to ignore her and listen to the wonderful teacher. Sharon found his teaching style quite informative; it was both relaxed and educational. As a teacher herself, she couldn't help but admire his technique. If she were 25 again, she might find herself falling in love.
And then Sharon was distracted as Georgina said, "Yoink," and grabbed the bottle away from her. "What's this? Super Grow? What's it do?"
"Give that back," Sharon yelled, and started to tussle with Georgina.
Sean noticed the commotion and stopped talking, as the rest of the class turned to stare at the two girls. "Eh-hmm," Sean coughed to get their attention. Sharon and Georgina froze as they realized they were in trouble, and turned to look at Sean. "Would you two like to explain what you're doing?"
"She stole my bottle," Sharon whined.
"Nuh-uh," Georgina said. "It's mine. She's trying to take it from me!"
"Well, I guess neither one of you should have it then. Would you please bring it up to my desk?" Reluctantly, Georgina walked up to the front of the room holding the bottle. Sean looked at it and saw that it was a plastic bottle labeled, "SuperGro breast enhancer." "What do you think you're doing with something like this in my classroom?" Sean asked the young girl.
"I dunno," Georgina said. "Why don't you find out?" And then, out of spite, she squeezed the bottle, and a spray of some sort of liquid or lotion shot out the end, covering the front of Sean's shirt.
"What the hel...ck," Sean yelled, quickly trying to switch from a curse word to a lesser profanity acceptable in a classroom setting. Sean quickly started to unbutton his shirt and vest so that he could get them off before it was too late. But it was already too late.
He could feel his chest swelling out as he slowly grew D-cup breasts. His shirt had to strain to hold them in. The whole class burst into uproarious laughter as they saw him trying to deal with these huge boobs.
"Oh, you think that's funny, do you?" Sean asked as he reached for his backpack.
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