You once again wake up. You hear people cheering and clapping. Dammit! You slept through it! You've done it this time. As your vision regains, you get up in a wheat field. Wait a second...this isn't a wheat feild!! It's the rug! What the hell is going on? Once again you hear a loud noise. This time it's a thump. It's getting louder...closer. You turn around and see the gigantic figure of your girlfriend, Ashley. She stops and looks around the room, as you glare into her bright green eyes and fire-red hair. "Ed?" she says. "Ed, where the hell are you??" She's looking for you! "DOWN HERE!" you yell. But your voice is nothing but a pathetic squeek. "Fuck," she says under her breath as she walks right by you. She serches a few rooms as you try to find a way to get her attention. You follow her into the bathroom ans she closes the door. She sits down on the throne and starts to pee. You figure this is a great chance to get upstairs, and you hop onto her white Nike shoe. She finishes up and walks upstairs. Your hanging on to the shoelace, but lose your grip and fall in the hallway...
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