A little too pushy

Unending BE - episode 48026

A hot shot Federal Express guy came up to the door and said, "Hey, yeah, it says I got a box here for a Dr.Raul." The guy looked the tall blonde up and down and smiled, smacking his bubble gum. The woman answered, "Oh, can I sign for him. He's kind of occupied right now." The federal express guy was in the doorway and Billy was trying to get his attention without being obvious. "Sorry babe, no can do. I have explicit instructions to give this to Dr.Raul." The guy had a sheepish look on his face: "But..if you want to give me something, I'll give you something." As he said this, he grabbed his crotch. The woman was obviously irritated with this guy. She decided to let him in. When he came in, he saw the body of Dr.Raul and freaked out, "Oh my God, dude, there's a dead guy!" It was as soon as he said this that he was looking at a gun pointing at him. "Bye, bye" the woman said and shot him in the chest. Billy, like a dummy, just stood and watched and did nothing because he was in shock. He finally recovered and said, "What are you doing lady? This was only a Fed ex guy." The lady said, "Oh well, he was too damn pushy. I guess he was asking for it." The lady pointed the gun at Billy, "Grab that box and follow me to my car." Billy did it without hesitation, grabbing the package and leaving the place. He and the woman got in her car with the package and went straight to....

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sam

Tue Nov 16 15:44:01 1999

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