It looked to be the room of a young male, possibly a high-school student. On the bed was a magazine open to a picture of Tyra Banks. And sitting on the bed... it couldn't be. But it was. It was Tyra herself, wearing a T-shirt and jeans.
Tyra looked at him and screamed, "Who the hell are you? And what are you doing in my house?"
"My name's Sean and I don't know how I got here. It was like magic or something."
"Magic, huh? So I'm not the only one to go that shop," Tyra (really Jim) replied. "My name's Jim. See I used this cream," Jim continued showing the bottle of magic cream, "to turn into Tyra."
"You wanted to turn into Tyra Banks?"
"Hell no, I thought I'd create her or summon her or something. Apparently it doesn't work that way. But now I can use it to change into anyone." Jim looked at the bottle again. "Oh, shit, I've used it all up!"
"Well I guess you'd better buy some more, then."
"Buy... yeah, right, 'buy'," Jim muttered. "I don't think that's going to work."
"Well if you want my help, you'd better tell me the whole story," Sean replied.
And so Jim did. He started off explaining how he'd bought Sharon a birthday present, a necklace with a medallion that looked like an angel. And then, Jim said, "Your name is Tom and you went to school, and then Melissa drank something and then she grew really big as you were fucking her..."
"Hey, wait," Sean interrupted. "My name's not Tom."
"Well, it was this morning. Or at least, that's how I remember it. Do you want to hear the story or not?"
"Alright, alright," Sean replied. "Continue."
Jim continued, "And then she grew too big, and burst out through the gym, and then you thought that was too much, so you went downtown. And while I was there..."
"Wait, wait. I (Tom?) went downtown, so you were there? That doesn't make any sense."
"Sure it does. I was buying something downtown. And then you were Tom and you were downtown too. And then, we're back to me again. And then I thought I might try buying something magical."
"For Sharon's birthday?"
"Why? Is it Sharon's birthday today?"
"I thought that's why you bought the necklace."
"What necklace? Oh, yeah, that one. No, I wanted something to make breasts grow. Anyway, nobody was there at the store, so I, uh, borrowed this cream stuff. And you know the rest."
Thu May 27 10:14:41 2004
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