All the furry women turned to him, stunned at seeing their familiar Skunkette leader suddenly lose it. Shouldn’t she be blustering or springing into action? She was their leader, after all. Instead, the skunkette started to peel off her skin tight suit as she continued to rant.
“It’s bad enough I get transformed from myself into this bizarre body,” she yelped as her huge breasts sprung free, “with these ridiculous things. It’s worse when I’m suddenly kidnapped from my world to this one as some part of a plan to overthrow the government run by some version of my own mother.”
The Rabbit Sorceress began, “Silence! You will supply me with-“
The skunkette glared at the cyborg fiercely, backing her up a couple of steps, “Oh, I’m just getting started. YOU can wait. Anyhow, then I find out I’m doomed to be in this body forever, and then I screw up the assassination, and then my duplicate who kidnapped me in the first place runs off to join the rodeo! Now you girls rescue me—and while I know you’re amazingly attractive, I don’t feel ANYTHING about it, and if that doesn’t make me a little stressed out, I don’t know what would!. Then you women expect me to lead you on a suicide mission, only to find out that I’m betrayed by a woman I’m supposed to have known for years, but who suddenly turns out to be the very enemy we’re trying to fight. Now, we find out that the guy we’re trying to rescue-“ The now undressed Jim gestured at the space formerly occupied by the metallic chameleon, but now seemed suddenly chameleon free. All eyes and sensors turned toward that spot and everyone froze.
A soft, masculine voice spoke out of the thin air, “Ahhh, Fluffy, you think metallic blue is difficult to duplicate? For a man who can become any color of the spectrum? No…you’re mental probes may have slowed me, but seeing these beautiful creatures has reawakened me. Guen’s delaying gave me all the time I needed.”
The lapine sorceress’s eyes bulged and her long ears laid down flat, “Valdez! You bastard! What good do you think you can do, now? Surrender with these others and we’ll get the password.” She pointed a metal finger at Jim, “Forget these fairy tale stories. WHAT IS THE PASSWORD.”
The next few moments happened faster than Jim could process. Suddenly, a humanoid Chameleon popped into view on the ceiling. A long tongue snaked out and grabbed the emerald tiara from the unsuspecting sorceress and flung it through the air.
“Quickly, Commander!” The reptilian man yelled, “Use the tiara!”
Jim reached for the tumbling crown…
Wed Nov 10 07:54:02 1999