She looked panicked. "Where am I? ... Where's Harrison?" She bolted out of his room. "Harrison?"
Watching the woman run out of his house, Jim was chagrined to realize that he had made a mistake. Certainly, he always thought of this woman as "Ally McBeal," but in fact she was clearly identified in the photo as Calista Flockhart. He had just spontaneously teleported Ms. flockhart into his room -- and right out from under the nose of harrison ford, from the sound of things.
Jim hoped that Calista would find her way back ... but he realized that this problem could keep reoccurring with real celebrities. Cindy Crawford was married and a mother, right? And did he really want to share a celbrity's spotlight, and have to explain how he got there?
So it was back to the unreal women. But yet again: which one?
Looking around, Jim noticed one comic off by itself. He smiled to see that it was Battle Chasers -- and in particular one with a truly bodacious knockout front cover portrait of Red Monika.
He was spraying in no time -- and, just as with Calista before her, Red Monika somehow made the leap to full flesh-and-blood equivalency as she stood before him.
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