"DAMN!"
The guard knew better than to interrupt the wizard at a time like this. Instead of turning the two girls into human bimbos for the Sovereign's harem, the wizard had, probably out of habit, cast a spell turning the two into centauresses. Such a mistake was more likely committed by a novice, not a master like this one. So the guard waited patiently.
Eventually, the wizard calmed down and examined the two centauresses. The spell was a basic one, each girl's equine half a light brown, the human half caucasian, with large breasts and a face marked by open, trusting brown eyes. He turned to one and asked, resignedly, "What is your name?"
"This one is known as Jim, master."
"Jim, why did a girl have a man's name." Jim proceeded to relate his story to the wizard, with Rick occasionally filling in details. When they finished, the wizard asked them if they would prefer their maleness be restored. The two replied in unison . . .
Sun Dec 19 20:09:58 1999