Jim gets an offer he has trouble refusing.

Unending BE - episode 46416

"Pleasure Unit?" queries Jim.

"Its not what you think...people order our product and you pleasure them by delivering it."

"I don't really want to be a delivery man, I should be baking a cake for Sharon about now," he mumbles looking at digital watch.

"Say, that is a rather keen digital watch," observes Liz. "I think you might want to find out about the benefits, and pay before you turn down our generous offer."

"Okay, okay...but I warn you, I'm proud to be a slacker...a joker, and a midnight toker..."

"Uhm...yeah sure. We offer full medical, retirement account, 6 hour work days, and a $40,000 base salarie with the possiblity of bonuses for performance."

"Well, actually, that dosen't sound too bad. Okay, if you advance me a weeks worth of salary so I can buy Sharon a gift, then I'm your man," Jim declares while waggling his eyebrows.

Liz nods...so Jim...

1. *accepts, and takes the cash to buy Sharon a cool gift.
2. runs away laughing, no way he is going to work for these squares.
3. asks to see the work uniform, not wanting to look like a UPS drone.
4. says, "I won't work for any company that would employ me," and liz says,"You really don't have a choice you seedy slacker."
5. does something for which you will have to read further about.

Sat Feb 5 21:47:16 2000