The Bad News First....

Unending BE - episode 46114

"Well...." The nurse hesistated as she glanced down at her feet, trying to avoid Jim's hopeful eyes.

"C'mon," Jim pleaded, "You have to tell me! How is my penis?! Is it going to be okay?"

"I'm sorry that I'm the one to have to tell you this, but when we found you, your penis was nowhere to be found. We think that one of the cheerleaders may have tore it off and left with it."

Jim turned deathly pale. What had Jim done that he deserved this cruel fate? Jim looked about the room looking for some way to end his meaningless existence, but before he found it the nurse continued.

"However," the nurse said as she smiled, "There is some good news. We were able to transplant a new penis onto your crotch. However..."

Before she could finish, Jim's face lit up and he threw his sheets and gown aside to reveal...

1. a shriveled small penis donated by a seventy year old man.
2. a foot long black cock was sitting between Jim's pale white legs.
3. a big floppy donkey dick!
4. the large penis of a tom cat which seemed to be emitting some strange pheromones.
5. a ghostly, glowing green penis.
6. *a shiny metal rod with blinking lights sticking out of his crotch.

Fri Nov 5 16:26:52 1999

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