Jim's condition

Unending BE - episode 46029

Jim hears a approaching footsteps and looks up. A nuse comes in and looks at the clipboard haning on the end of the bed. Through all the traction equipment, Jim eyes go right to her breasts (what a one track mind). They really aren't that large compared to most other breasts Jim had seen, but on this short nurse they look big. "Hmm," she says, looking at the clipboard, "you must really ticked off those cheerleaders." She looks at Jim, sees where he's looking, and turns significantly less fiendly. "And I can guess how you did it too." she muttered.

"Well Jim, it looks like you had a bit of an accidendt didn't you?" The nurse used her professional friendly sounding voice. "Oh my, if lokes like you legs are each broken in four places, one arm is broken three times, the other five. What else? Your skull has several hairline cracks, your back in broken in two places. You're lucky you weren't paralysed. The doctors were able to drain your puctured lung and stop your internal bleeding, but your kidneys are going to need time to heal. This is a dialysis machine," the nurse indicated the dialysis machine beside the bed, "you're going to be hooked up to it twice a day and it'll clean your blood for you. Isn't that nice?"

Jim opened his mouth and replied...

  1. *"Boobies boobies boobies. Want to touch the boobies." in his usual charming fashion.
  2. *"Umm, nurse, how long until I can get out of here?"
  3. *"Look. I don't care about the rest of me. Give it to me straight. How is my penis? Did they hurt it? Will it still work? Come on, I need some answers."
  4. "I have no idea what to say?"
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Fri Nov 5 13:14:33 1999