Let them rob the store

Unending BE - episode 46011

Jim goes outside and watches the robbery go down. He then see's the getaway car in the parking lot with nobody in it and the engine running. Jim gets in and sits in the back. The other two guys run out with a sack full of cash. The head into the car and sit in the 2 front seats. They take off like mainiacs in the car. "Whooo Hoo!" They yell feeling a rush of adrenalline. They eventually pull into one of the seedier neighborhood and get out of the car. You sit and wait to see where the guys are going. One of them gets out of the trunk and pulls out a can of gasoline. He starts pouring it inside and outside the car and on Jim too. Jim realizes what's going on this is a stolen car and they are burning it up to hide any prints or other evidence. The otehr roober chucks a match in the car just as you are getting out. You're outside, but on fire. The two robbers see this human outline of fire surrounding a transparent figure. Jim rolls on the ground screaming "Put it out! Put it out!". The guys are shocked but curious. One takes off his overcoat and tosses it on Jim. The flames die out, but Jim passes out sill invisible. Hours later Jim wakes up, naked and visible, hancuffed inside a small room. Jim looks up and sees those two robbers holding shotguns at him. One of them says "Don't fucking try anything or I'll blow your head off." The other guy says "Who the fuck are you?! And how'd you pull that disappearing act?!" The other gu says "He's a cop! It's their new cloaking technology he was going to bust us, let's waste him!" Jim says.

  1. I'm not a cop! I was going to rob that McDonalds too, till you assholes came in. But I like your style. I need some guys to work for me. How would you like to share my invisible technology so we can make some real money? Not this Mickey D's shit!
  2. *Yeah I'm a cop and there are a bunch of other cloaked cops surrounding you right now! They're going to come in here and not arrest you! They're going to kill you and make it look like you killed each other. So if you don't want that to happen you better let me go right now.
  3. Do you think humans appear out of thin air naked? I'm an angel. I was sent here to get my wings by helping you to redeem yourself. I'm here to give you guys a second chance. You are on the border between going to heaven or hell. Give up this life of crime and you will find salvation.
  4. Something else
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Thu Nov 4 23:37:59 1999