Resurrecting Jim

Unending BE - episode 45855

(in the past episodes, the Military Midgets, an army group of midget-sized men, have shrunken Stacey Sanches and Posh Spice and taken them in to stop their terror. They have also barely escaped a giantess Anna Nicole Smith) One of the assistant Midgets came in to the area "Boss another one is coming. I'm not sure who this giantess is." The leader thought for a minute: "Wait, remember that great leader Jim. He knew all kinds of things about military strategies" Another sullen midget spoke up, "Sir, Jim's been dead for two years or longer. His little member got the most of him and some lady assassin killed him when he wasn't prepared." Wickingshime, the midget who was responsible for the maintenence of the mighty plane, spoke up. "Boss, I have practiced raising the dead. I think I can do this." Duece, 2nd leader in command said, "I don't know. What if something weird happens. What if it doesn't work?" The leader decided that it was their only shot, and to give Wickingshime his chance at bringing the famous leader Jim back. Wickingshime began to speak in some strange tongue and then chant Jim's name. In seconds there was a huge mist, like a fog, that began to appear before the midgets. A naked man walked out with a book of magic in hand. The leader of the midgets clearly saw that this was...

  1. Jim Carrey ( Oh crap, back to the drawing board)
  2. the legendary Jim, leader of military squads and expert in magic
  3. Jim Neighbor (well, golly)
  4. *some other Jim than the one they were intending
  5. someone else
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Thu Nov 4 20:28:44 1999

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