Here's satan

Unending BE - episode 45714

Enjoying yourself with my cream are you, Satan asks? Don't worry she can't see or hear us now. He tells you. Now that you've smapled it's effectiveness, do you want to buy it? OK what will you cost me (as if you didn't know)? Your immortal soul of course. So do I have to sign a contract? Oh don't be so trite Satan says. It hasn't worked that way for years, damn lawyers always find a loophole. You can have the cream, a lifetime supply if you want, but if you want to have it you must do something that will absolutely guarantee you will go to Hell when you pass from this realm. And what might that be? You ask. Satan tells you, "This woman here. I wan't you to kill her. Oh you can rape her too if you want. But if you wan't the cream you've got to kill her too." "And if I say no?" you ask. Well the effects will wear off here and now. She'll see you and at worst you'll be arrested for breaking and entering and attempted rape. You could run out of here, but how far would you get naked?" "So what'll be?"

  1. *Say "Yes, I'll kill her"
  2. *Say "No, I'm not a murderer"
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Tue Nov 2 23:38:48 1999