Last resort for the Military Midgets

Unending BE - episode 45448

Luckily, Anna was not as close as immediately thought (her gigantic breasts gave the midgets the sense that she had been). The leader ran over to the gun in the Midget plane and found it. "Take this, you overgrown bimbo!" the leader said and pointed it at Anna Nicole Smith. However, the gun would not work. The leader look at the gun to see that the gun's batteries had run out of power. He opened up the battery pouch and saw just what he suspected "Damn energizers!!", he yelled in disgust, throwing the batteries aside. The Military Midgets felt a sense of doom now. Anna was approaching and was an awesome sight to behold (and the crack about being a "bimbo" hadn't helped the Midgets cause). Duece, 2nd captain of the Midget army, thought of something. "Boss, I have an idea. Remember what we tried with the Brittany Spears giantess." The captain looked at him and said "Duece, it's a long shot. But it's all we've got." Duece then ran back into the plane and came out quickly with a cd player and a New Kids on The Block cd. One of the midgets saw Anna approaching them and yelled "Hurry, play it. Play it!!" Duece quickly got the cd in and began playing "Hangin' Tough." As the giant Anna Nicole heard the song, she screamed and covered her ears, in obvious pain: "No, no, I'm melting. No more B-movies. Oh, what a crappy world. Why me? Why anybody?" In seconds, she was reduced to slime on the ground. The midgets all yelled in triumph over the giantess. They still had to get Posh Spice and Stacey Sanches, still sleeping, into the plane and get the heck out of here. "That was cutting it close" one of the midgets said, breathing a sigh of relief. "Okay, boss" Duece spoke up. "Now what do you want to do?" The leader midget thought for a second and decided it was time....

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