Rick IS dead, shit head!
Unending BE - episode 45220
Mr.Shafter, Rick's dad, storms into the basement. He has a beer in one
hand and a leather strap in the other. He looks pissed. "What the fuck
is all the noise down here, goddammit!" he yells. "I've warned you about
this crap before, boy! It looks like I'm gonna have to discipline you
again." When he reaches the bottom of the stairs he suddenly notices the
12 foot tall naked zombie principal. "Goddamm! Who the fuck are you?
You look like a fuckin mutant astro-zombie, but Halloween isn't until
tomorrow. And why does my son look dead?"
"He IS dead, shit head," zombie-Geiser says. "And if you don't shut
up and mind your own business, I'll shove my foot right up your ass and
out your throat." Mr.Shafter thinks about it for a minute and then says,
"OK." Geiser looks around the room and then mutters, "Looks like I'm not
the only one Rick fucked with." She then gathers up JIm's body parts and
leaves through the hole in the floor. She takes his body back to the
radioactive asteroid. The dead body reattaches itself and then morphs
into a 12 foot tall supermuscled zombie-Jim. Zombie-Jim opens his eyes
and the first thing he sees are zombie-Geiser's super tits. "Cool!"
But back in Rick's basement, Mr.Shafter spots a glass box hanging on
the wall next to Rick's Hustler calendar. The box is printed with the
words, "Break Glass in Case of Death". Inside of the box is a syringe
filled with a glowing green liquid.
- *Rick's dad shoots Rick full of the unknown green stuff. I mean like, what the hell, Rick's already dead, its not like it can hurt him.
- *Zombie-Jim and zombie-Geiser head off into the hills in search of SheHulk Cindy. Sure Cindy was only 7 feet tall, but she was the best bet in town for a menage-a-three-way.
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FlySpek1947
Sat Oct 30 23:35:33 1999