Rick Chainsaws Jim

Unending BE - episode 45103

Rick yanks the pullcord of the chainsaw and it roars to life. Jim spins around, ready for anything. Except maybe for Rick charging at him with a big ass chainsaw. Rick swings the saw down on his friend and Jim's right hand is lopped off at the wrist. A fountain of blood gushes into the air.

"HEY! That's the hand I jack off with!" Jim yells with outrage. Rick grins insanely, "Maybe its time you learned to be left handed!" And then he swings the chainsaw again. Another geyser of blood shoots into the air as Jim's left hand goes flying. "Oops!" Rick laughs, "well you know what they say, masturbation will fuck you up. You should thank me for this."

"What's your fucking problem Rick!" Jim screams. "YOU ARE!" Rick hollers. "But we're a team!" Jim says as he backs away. Rick growls and raises the chainsaw above his head, "Some team, dick head. I do all the work and you take all the credit. Well I'm sick of it. Do you hear me? I'm sick of it!" And with that said, Rick buzzsaws Jim's head right off of his scrawny pencil neck.

  1. Rick's dad comes into the room, wondering what all the noise is about.
  2. *the 12 foot tall zombie-Geiser breaks into the room through the floor. She tunneled her way in from her makeshift grave.
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Sat Oct 30 19:20:53 1999