Eventually, a janitor comes into the room and sees the wad of gum under the desk. It's the cute female janitor, Genevieve, who's only working as a janitor to pay her way through college. Nevertheless, she's the hottest janitor in the world.
She takes out a razor blade and slices the gum off of the desk. She then, instead of immediatly trashing it and you, goes to the sink and places the gum under some hot water, softening it. You didn't know this, but while you were stuck to the desk, Cosmo came up with an article saying taking old, dry gum and positioning it over the cervix makes for a perfect quick diaphragm. So you are very surprised when Genevieve sits down, lowers her overalls, spreads her legs, and places you and the slightly softer gum at the entrance to her uterus. Do you...
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Sat Oct 30 21:23:17 1999