Da-amn! Baby got back!

Unending BE - episode 44350

A low rumbling sound causes the lights at your home to flicker.

The reporter continues with her story, "We just got word that our reporter, Ricardo Montonez has arrived at the scene of the carnage. We go live. Ricardo? Can you hear me?"

The scene switches to that of a rooftop of a large commercial building. A reporter with about a pond of hair gel on his scalp troubles to keep his balance on the shaking structure.

"Yes, Judy, I can hear you," the reporter says.

"Can you describe to us what is going on there?"

The camera moves away from Ricardo to catch a shot of the carnage.

"Holy shit," you stammer, "Melissa!"

Melissa's height now rivals that of some of the taller comercial buildings. Through a blur of static through your screen you can see her smashing through great buildings and towers, crying out in naked rage.

"This is... incredible," Ricardo mutters weakly, "The giant woman is tearing through the city like tinfoil! Wait! I can see the army arriving at the scene! Can we get a shot of this?"

The camera moves to get a shot of some armored cars and tanks making thier way through the crushed streets to face Melissa. Compared to her, they are like toy cars.

As Melissa turns to meet the challenge, the forces quickly get into formation. A shoat from the commander can be heard past the chaos.

"OPEN FIRE!"

Blasts of screaming smoke and ammunition tear through the air, exploding on Melissa's massive, near naked body. The titanic chick covers her eyes with a forearm, but the massive firepower does little damage, the shrapenel ricochet off her body and shatters windows. The camera hisses at the sound too large for it to pick up. Melissa's torso is soon covered in a thick plume of smoke.

Soon the debree clears, and a supprised Melissa looks down apon the tiny defenders unscathed.

"I... incredible!!!" Ricardo blurts out.

You can only stare open-mouthed at yout TV set.

Melissa throws her head back and laughs loud enough to shatter the windows of the surviving buildings, her hair whips about, carving indentations in the metal frame.

The commander of the force gives the order to fire once more, full force. Missiles and grenades are lobbed at the titaness, she is pelted with explosives of every size and shape untill her surroundings are aflame or reduced to a smoldering ruin. The punishment continues for a few minutes untill the area is choked with smoke and debree.

Ricardo can be heard coughing his lungs out. Clearly the army was taking no chances to allow Melissa to spread and do further damage.

"Of all my years reporting," Ricardo begins, "Ive never seen such a massive and chaotic use of force. It appears that the giantess has been completely errati-"

The smoke begins to clear from around the target, sleek, tan fleash peaks through, followed by giddy laughter from Melissa.

Shoats of doubt and dispair can be heard from the challenging army.

"That..." Ricardo's words shake as they leave his mouth, "That cant happen! Its against the laws of nature!!!"

Melissa lets out a giggle that echoes throughout the area and runs her massive hands down her belly and toys with her navel with her forefinger in a contemplative manor.

"Silly children," Melissa's voice echoes, "So... silly. You make me so sad."

Melissa wipes a forcefully shed tear from her large beautiful face and keeps it on the tip of her finger.

"What is that..?" Ricardo begins as the whole area falls silent. The teardrop on Melissa's finger shimmers for a moment as she lets it drop from her nail.

The teardrop falls to the ground as if in slow motion, sparkling in the dimming sunlight. As it kisses thr ground a brilliant flash of light is followed by a massive explosion of energy. Ricardo's screams can be heard before static overtakes the transmission.

"Ricardo?" the anchor asks, "Oh my god, Ricardo? Are you still there?"

You manage to finally shut your mouth, but your eyes refuse to blink, making them water.

"Uh.. it seems that our live transmission has been... temporarily interupted. The authorities ask that you keep your radio and/or television on so that we can keep you informed on the situation as it unfolds. Thank you.

An episode of Seinfeld resumes and you are speechless at what you just saw. Melissa really did wish to become a goddess! Is this the end? Can she be stopped?

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Cut the scene to...

  1. *Melissa at the scene of the army's destruction.
  2. *The president's office.
  3. *Ten years after Melissa's victory.
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Mon Nov 1 19:27:21 1999