Sharon looks at Jim for a moment and then shakes her head. "What am I thinking? You just turned all of friends into things?!"
"Yes, and if you don't pick one quickly, you'll leave empty handed," grins the old man.
Screaming in frustration, Sharon grabs the hawaiin swim trunks that used to be Brad, and clutches them to her naked chest.
"Good, good...don't forget to me mention me to your other friends," cackles the old man as everything fades to black and Sharon suddenly finds herself sitting on a beach wearing Brad.
"What the hell?!" she swears, just as . . .
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