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Unending BE - episode 43281

Jim, the God of All Things That Kick Ass, exited the hotel room to begin searching for some lovely ladies willing to dance the horizontal mambo. As He reached the lobby, He noticed several people were staring at Him, with their mouths wide open. The Almighty Jim decided to ignore the puny mortals and head out on the street.

As He strolled down Main Street, He noticed all the looks He was getting. Unfortunately, because Godhood had given Jim an extremely inflated ego, it took Him a while to realized that their stares were not ones of awe, but shock. It took Him slightly longer to realize why: like all to Gods in the Pantheon, Jim was stark naked.

The God of All Things That Kick Ass knew he needed to change something so he would fit in. After pondering this for a while, the Almighty Jim decided to...

  1. *materialize some clothing around Himself.
  2. make all those around Him naked so no one would notice Him.
  3. *cause the puny mortals to cower in His presence by shouting "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT, ASSHOLE?" in His awe-inspiring baritone.
  4. do something else.
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Joel Carpenter

Mon Oct 1 16:22:29 2001