Help From A Higher Power . . .

Unending BE - episode 43059

While Lisa's foot is still on the stair, you decide to get off. She wouldn't have been able to help you much anyways. But before you get moving, you can't stop watching her gargantuan body going up the stairs. After all, she did have a sweet ass. So now what, Einstein? You just ditched the only person around who could've possibly helped you. You're 1/3" tall and no one is here to help you. What do you do . . . Now you start to logically think that an Authority Figure could help you because that's what you've been brainwashed to believe. But this is school, there are no real Authority Figures in school! So what's the next-best thing??? A TEACHER! And where do all the Teachers hang out? In the Teachers' Lounge! Way to go. Now we can get on with it . . . You start your long journey to the Teachers' Lounge. The hours start to rack up and it the silence is only broken by the 5-minute madness of passing periods where you cautiously stick close to the wall to avoid being trampled. Finally, you reach your destination. As you approach the door, a paper slides under the door . . . as if someone had dropped it. You can't read the writing from where you are, so you decide to get on the paper to see what it says. Suddenly, the door to the Teachers' Lounge swings wide open. A woman steps out and picks up the paper while you are still on it. You are lifted into the air at an incredible speed. Now, you can see her face, and you have caught all of her attention. She looks as though she recognizes you, and you immediately recognize her. She is . . .

  1. Miss Doolittle, your German teacher.
  2. Miss Reagan, your English teacher.
  3. *Miss Johnson, the Aerobics instructor.
  4. Miss Placke, your Art teacher.
  5. *some other teacher . . .
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Wed Oct 13 20:35:07 1999