CKHHNO (Chemical Killer, Hungry Haik, NitroSoxide) Wrote this and we were pissed (Sorry)

Unending BE - episode 42321

Suddenly three pissed guys came in (One wasnt waring any shoes) and started to perform a surgical operation on jim. They inplanted a dick on his left hand thus allowing him to perform oral and one other form of sex but as they were proceeding the evil sanka clause (a brief explanation: sanka is a wanker and he's our boring friend, he's a fucking bastard and he licks his hairy rear end)So back to the story, the evil sanka clause stole the small christmas tree in the corner and shoved a single pine needle up the urethra (jims piss hole)! jim screems oohh. Totally shocked by this the second drunk man fell over the comedy banana on the way to the pearly gates to say hi to god. (God is a wanka an he's our boring friend. he's a right wanking bastard and he will cause the world to end). so now there are only two drunk guys. suddenly two drunk women come in and karen comes in as well (another explanation: karen is a complete bitch she is manipulative and mean. incidently she is also the uglyest women youve ever seen (we all agry her tits are her one redeeming feture though so nice one karens tits)) anyway back to the story, the two remaining drunk guys have lots of gratuatus sex wiv the two gorgeous women but hungry haik gets lumberred with karen (aaaaahhhh) but he has a paper bag (yeeeaaaah) but shes still a mouse (aaaaahhhh) but her tits are cool (yeeaaaah) but shes still a mouse (aaaaahhhh) jim can never have sex again as he has dick on one hand which out of shame he keeps hidden from the world down his skid marked y fronts and unfortunatly to all the few girls that notice the ugly bastard it looks like he is wanking all the time which isnt far from the truth. the evil sanka clause as well as stealing the christmas tree stole the six armed three titted woman for his saido masacistic rituals and the three drunks lived happily ever after. Or did they?

  1. Sub story of the sanka clause
  2. *the three drunks appear breifly on baywatch (for a limited time only)
  3. the six armed three titted girl masturbates until the room is filled with mucus
  4. jim publishes a book "how to recover from those christmas tree accidents" becomes a number one and with his money buys a wankovator and fights the eveil sank clause!
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CKHHNO

Sat Jan 6 19:17:44 2001