Do demons go to church?

Unending BE - episode 42249

"A church? How appropriate! Nothing like a good prayer to raise one's spirit!"

"Huh?" Jim snapped out of his reverie and became aware that he was standing in front of the local catholic church. The building was small and in dire need for a paint job. The door was slightly ajar and Jim could hear the preast talking inside.

"Well, lad, don't you stand there!" Linger goaded, "Get inside, let us partake in the prayer"

Somehow, Jim didn't find the idea alluring. While he wasn't religious, he knew the priest and considered him a decent fellow. He didn't certainly didn't wish him any harm.

"Um..." Jim stuttered, "Maybe we should go somewhere else?"

"Somewhere else?" Linger sounded incredulous, "My boy, this is where the action is! Go right in! I shall tolerate no argument!"

Author's note:" Dear reader, I hope you understand what will happen if you decide to let Jim and Linger enter the church, don't you? Let me just say that if you are christian, you may find the result extremely offensive to your religious feelings, especially if you happen to be catholic. If you want to avoid the unpleasantness, just choose a different path. If you don't, don't blame me!

  1. *Jim managed to convince Linger and walked away
  2. *Jim flatly refused to enter the church and was punished by Linger
  3. *Jim and Linger entered the church
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