"Uh.. yeah.. I guess so," you comply.
"Good!" The rabbit says, plucking one of only two keys of his teletubby keychain and giving it to you. "For your kindness, I should see you with SOME modesty in the beutiful land of Wonderass!"
The rabbit gestures at your naked body and in a blink of an eye, fresh new clothes appear on your body --- gay clothes. They're something out of a 16th century storybook, complete with velvet and tights and a ruffled colar. The shoes suck also.
"Do you like it, m'boy?" the rabbit asks happily.
"Uh.." you start..
"Good!" he repeats, jumping off towards the darker door.
"Whatever, man," you say to yourself. You try the key in the doorknob. It works, the door creaks open. "Hey, uh.. 'bro," you say, turning to find the white rabbit vanished. "Whatever," you repeat to yourself.
You take a peak inside the dusty room, finding it rather dark. You hear some sobbing. You take a few steps closer to make out whats inside.
Suddenly, the door slams shut behind you!
"What the hell, mother-fucking gay ass rabbit!" You shoat, pouding your fists on the doorframe.
Towards the center of the large room, you see a girl, dressed in the same frilly stuff that you are. Next to her is a table full of treats and drinks and such.
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Tue Oct 5 11:41:13 1999