Home, Sweet Home!

Unending BE - episode 41857

"Ah!" You think, "I'll head for home....no use getting caught in town by anybody, and I can still catch the beginning of the Price is Right!" With that in mind, you head for home....a short walk, no more than four city blocks. Arriving at home you thank your lucky stars that your parents aren't home. "I guess Mom went out" you think to yourself. Unlocking and opening the door, you walk in, grab a Coke from the fridge and stretch out on the couch not caring about what happened half an hour ago. In no time, you are fast asleep. (The Price is Right got pretty boring, and Judge Judy wouldn't be on for another two hours!) Suddenly, you are shaken violently off the couch, instantly waking up upon impact with the floor. "What the hell was that?" you think. It happens again....this time, much more intense than the last! "OH MY GOD! It's an EARTHQUAKE!" Again, another tremendous *THUD* even MORE intense than the last; this time, it knocked pictures off the wall, ornaments are tossed to the floor and all the plates in the kitchen rattled and cracked! Standing up and dusting yourself off, you walk to the window, just as another "Quake" occurs....knocking you back to the floor. Again, standing up, you look out the broken window to see none other than Melissa, she must be over 2,000 feet high and growing!!!! AND DOES SHE LOOK PISSED!!!! What do you do now???

  1. Make a heaping helping of "Trouser Chili"
  2. *Scream like a little baby girl and pass out
  3. *Run out onto the front lawn and see what the big deal is
  4. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
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Sun Oct 3 04:09:44 1999