"Tom, you're a dumbass."
"Excuse me?" you manage to mutter out in reply.
"You're a bonehead. A shit-for-brains. A dumbass."
"who are you?" you question, "God?"
"Close," thoe voice replies. "I'm the author. I gave you the perfect device for a GTS/Shrink story and what do you do? You throw it away!!! Geez, you would think a simple literary device could be acknowledged by your characters. Sheesh."
"Well," you respond. "What do you want me to do? I sure as hell ain't going to reach into that dirty trash can, for sure."
The voice answered, "That won't be neccessary. As author, I can do what I want. So I'm placing you as 1/4 an inch tall standing in the middle of the hallway, outside the doorway of a female-only sex-ed class. I think I'm making myself very clear. This is a GTS/Shrink story. Have sex with a giant woman, for Pete's sake."
Immediatly, you find yourself outside the doorway of Mrs. Monoco's room, the female sex-ed class, and you find you are, indeed, 1/4 an inch tall. Yiou decided to...
Sat Oct 2 20:53:30 1999