Here was where Mordaunt, the Wicked Wizard of the West, was believed to have imprisoned no fewer than a dozen beautiful princesses from neighbouring kingdoms. It was also said that he had used his magic to enlarge their breasts to enormous proportions. Since no-one had ever returned alive from the dungeon, it was thought that Mordaunt might have spread this last rumour himself.
Sir James was surprised, and a little uneasy, that so far he hadn't run into any opposition. Where were the guards? Where were the magic traps?
Ah, here...
Sun Nov 24 03:44:17 2002