And the award for the most strangely mutated party goer is . . .

Unending BE - episode 39664

Jim realizes he's in the basement of Hill house. . . somewhere. Gosh this place has a lot of rooms. Rick silently leads him down a hallway and up slowly rising spiral stone stairs. There's a number of large cool paintings on the wall, almost photographic in detail. Jim hears Sharon and Candace's voice up ahead, and some other voices. He guesses they're all getting back together. Not wanting to be left out of the contest he picks the painting that looks the coolest to him.

1. The Geiger-esque alien woman painting. She's bipedal, has four legs, four arms, four breasts, a long tail, strange tendril coming out of her head and back
2. The dinosaur woman painting. Looks like she's 50 percent tyranosaurus rex but she has enormous breasts and sexy, scaly legs
3. *heavily pregnant cow girl
4. *the gargole woman - kind of like the Disney gargoyles, only this one is nude and clearly has sexy thoughts on her mind
5. No wait! This one is even cooler!
6. There's a few more painting up the stairs, Jim waits to see those

Sun Sep 19 22:24:45 1999